A Housewife's Tale

Baby, Its already past twelve-
And you are still in bed???
I have chores galore,
Don't you dare now let my tempers soar,
The maid ain't coming, and laundry's heaped,
Now please wake up and clean yourself quick-
Else, to flying pans, would you speak.
I don't have time , you know,
And don't you be such a lazy fellow,
You can try to be the sly romantic,
But, you know, I wouldn't give up-to these tricks,
You still need to get up and brush your teeth,
Else I would serve you the 'brunch' you seek,
And, yes, don't forget to shave your face,
Else the hugs and kisses would never be placed.
Don't worry, zombified looks wouldn't help you at all,
You still need to get clean- that's final..
And that's like my good ol' hubby-
You know na how much i hate you for being so shabby,
Now while you clean up yourself,
I get my pending work done.
The laundry's washed by now I suppose,
Let me take a look-close.
And now the drier waits,
And there again-the microwave beeps,
Honey, how much longer are you going to take??
Your favorite lunch is ready on your plate,
Oh, my gawd..!! You look so cute,
Beneath those long manes and stubbly beards, I forgot how good my hubby looked!!!
You look like Bond now you know,
But, dare not, closer to those hot girls you ever go.
Lets just quickly wrap our lunch dear,
So that we can go for a long drive-somewhere lonely, somewhere far.
Or drop it baby, leave it for now,
I just could do with a li'l rest for now,
Hold me tight and kiss me slow,
Let this love between us, always grow.